"You Should Be Leaving" Flannel Breathable Blanket
"If you can read this… you should be leaving"
Price range: $22.38 through $41.98
A polite eviction notice disguised as home décor.
This buttery-soft flannel fleece throw delivers our signature teal-and-charcoal typography with a message guests can’t pretend they didn’t see.
Breathable, lightweight, and built for long couch sessions, dramatic naps, and wrapping yourself in plausible deniability.
Premium double-brushed flannel fleece, machine washable, hypoallergenic. Available in 30×40″, 40×50″, 50×60″, and 60×80″ — from lap throw to full ‘I live here, you don’t’ coverage.
- Free shipping on orders over $50. Ships within 2-5 business days.
- 14-day returns — original condition & packaging required.
- Crafted with care — each piece is made to make someone smile.
Customer Reviews
So soft I almost forgot i was being petty. Almost. Wish I had gotten the bigger one.
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